Ford Hockey League

Name#Abs?Goalie?GAPPIMGAWLT
Name#Abs?Goalie?GAPPIMGAWLT
Alex Cowart4 1 1 2 0 0 0 0 0
Brandon DeMars30 0 0 0 0 5 0 1 0
Dustin Jones3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Tim Alderman19 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0
Jason Blair21 0 2 2 0 0 0 0 0
Jason Sladich5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
John Crisi15 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Terry Johnson16 2 0 2 0 0 0 0 0
Jay Adams7 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0
Brent LHeureux10 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
John Lubig11 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0
Bullitts Subs0 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0

Bullitts Game Write Up:

Another week, another write up.  Apparently last week's write up was well received.  I had forgotten that I had written it until it was pointed out to me.  But I digress.  I'm actually writing this while in some pretty intense back pain.  You see, I had someone stick there stick into my skates, and then give me a heafty push to the back to throw me head first into the boards, hurting my already injured back.  But I don't want to call the guy out and say who it was.  I'll just go on and do a write up.  I mean, I don't want to PAT myself on the back, but I think I can get through it, despite the pain.  

Ok, so the Bullitts are taking on the Mariners, a high powered team.  Their scoring deserves a nice PAT on the shoulder.

Our very own Scary Terry gets us on the scoreboard about half way through the first period, which holds up for the rest of the period.  Lots of chances for both teams, but both goalies played solid.

What do you like on your corn on the cob?  Some people get too complicated with it, trying to top with things, etc.  I'm here to tell you, it's not needed.  All you need for good corn on the cob is some salt, and a simple PAT of butter.  Nice and easy.

The second period is all Mariners, with them scoring 2 goals to take a lead.  Scary Terry carry's us on his back though, and gets his second of the night to tie it up with 2 minutes left in the period.  Just when we think we're gonna go go the 3rd tied up, the Mariners score one with about 30 seconds left.

Any favorite 90's SNL skits?  Maybe Wayne's World?  Hanz and Franz, What's That, It's PAT, The Copy Guy....any of them?  

We go into the 3rd down a goal, and Aco has had enough.  30 seconds into the period, he chases the puck down and ties it up.  Again, both goalies make some great saves, but then the Mariners take the lead again!  We won't stop fighting back, though, and as I get my back rearranged to the point my chiropractor says to me, "what the hell," I chip the puck to Aco who gives Alderman a great pass to tie it back up.  Unfortunately, we have some defensive breakdowns, and the Mariners score again to take the lead for the last time. Can't PAT ourselves on the shoulders for good play if we can't hold ourselves accountable for our mistakes. We pull Demars, and get some opportunites for a tie, but their goalie stands strong, and we lose by 1.

Jason Blair gets POG for not only getting 2 assists, but coming to the game, even though he had Monday Night Football tickets.  Went right from our game to Ford Field.  Not like Dustin, who bailed on us for his tickets.  However, in his defense, his tickets also included a buffet dinner.  We all understood fully. Big thanks to Easton for subbing.

Next week we have a bye, which will be used by myself to heal up this PAT, I mean back.

 

 

 

 

 

It was Pat.  Pat did it.

 

Name#Abs?Goalie?GAPPIMGAWLT
Name#Abs?Goalie?GAPPIMGAWLT
Brett McKenzie21 1 1 2 0 0 0 0 0
Rhett Schaefer13 0 2 2 0 0 0 0 0
Joe Korepta2 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0
Roderic Dolega3 1 2 3 0 0 0 0 0
Eric Luebke14 1 1 2 0 0 0 0 0
Christopher Gadulka1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Steve Upplegger33 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Patrick Coliton5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Ryan Jones22 1 2 3 0 0 0 0 0
Mark Heikkila17 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Dennis Koehler4 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0
Mariners Subs0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

Mariners Game Write Up:

Mariners, Bourbon, and Bullitts

I do declare what we have here is an old fashioned murda mystery. Jay Adams was murda'd Monday evenin and everyone's a suspect. The Mariners and the Bullitts show up expecting a normal hockey game and for awhile that's exactly what we had. The Bullitts score first and that's how the first act would end. Early in the second, the Mariners would answered back with two of our own from Jones and Luebke. Not to be outdone, the Bullitts come back again to tie things up. Following the back and forth theme of the game we retaliate with another goal of our own from Dennis. That's how act two would end. Thirty seconds into the third act, in a blind fury Cowart rushes into our zone, wins the battle for the puck and nets the tyin' goal. This cannot stand and we rise again and retake the lead on a goal from yours truly. Now here is where the evenin takes a turn. The puck is deep in the Mariners zone and with an awful ruckus Captain Jay has been murda'd in the corner and Sheriff Scott and Deputy Brandon haven't the slightest idea as to what has taken place. As Jay's fresh corpse lie in the corner the rest of the Bullitts continue on in his honor and score to tie it up again. The Bullitts now without their General waver and Dolega takes advantage. The Bullitts continue on valiantly but the urge to find out who could do such a thing to their leader proves to be just too much and we hold on for the win. Now who's the murda'er you say? 

It was Pat. 
Pat did it.