Ford Hockey League

Name#Abs?Goalie?GAPPIMGAWLT
Name#Abs?Goalie?GAPPIMGAWLT
Brendan Caldwell1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Tom LeFevre22 1 2 3 0 0 0 0 0
Brett McKenzie21 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Geoff Seeley5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Roderic Dolega2 0 2 2 0 0 0 0 0
James Konstantino14 0 2 2 0 0 0 0 0
Joe Baker3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Nathan Radl4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Ryan Jones13 1 2 3 0 0 0 0 0
Bret Malone33 1 1 2 0 0 0 0 0
Chuck Ginman17 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Mariners Subs0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

Mariners Game Write Up:

Name#Abs?Goalie?GAPPIMGAWLT
Name#Abs?Goalie?GAPPIMGAWLT
Ryan Adams31 0 0 0 0 6 0 1 0
Matthew Rochna4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Andrew Gates2 0 2 2 0 0 0 0 0
Tim Alderman18 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Michael Akins3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Joe Korepta13 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Spencer Blatt16 2 0 2 0 0 0 0 0
Jeremy Ruggiero27 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Ed Rose17 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Sean Kenney5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Jim Tassis7 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Galaxies Subs0 1 1 2 0 0 0 0 0

Galaxies Game Write Up:

Where Did the Scorekeeper Go (to the tune of Where Have All the Cowboys Gone by Paula Cole)

Verse 1
Friday night, cold rink glow
Basement bowl, nowhere to go
Galaxies, Mariners, last-place stare
Look to the booth—nobody there

No scorekeeper, no clock, no sheet
No pucks to drop, this feels complete
One puck found from a Galaxy bag
Gates sends it flying—warmups get axed

Pre-Chorus
Someone shrugs, says “it’ll run”
That was lie number one

Chorus 1
Who’s got the clock?
Who’s got the score?
Who forgot the pucks we’re here for?
Yeah… where did the scorekeeper go?

Verse 2
Puck finally drops, the mess begins
Mariners score—then score again
One’s our fault, five sticks deep
Own goal magic, beer league cheap

Blatt answers back, Pinkowski too
Those three goals made it 3–2
Bench is loud, belief is real
Which means it’s doomed—just wait and feel

Pre-Chorus
Hope shows up, uninvited guest
We should’ve known better than this

Chorus 2
Who touched that puck?
Who cleared it wrong?
How did that bounce last that long?
Yeah… where did the scorekeeper go?

Verse 3
Puck hits a Mariner, finds Pink’s tape
Stick gets chopped—fate seals the shape
Another own goal, tie game pain
Same jersey, wrong box, once again

Third period weird, rink possessed
Camera hole or hockey ghost test
Puck deflects, they’re caught asleep
Tie game gone, frustration deep

Pre-Chorus
Clock stuck frozen, two-point-five
Extra time, still can’t survive

Chorus 3
Who stopped the clock?
Who let it stay?
Why’s two and a half been here all day?
Who’s running time?
Who’s doing math?
Why can’t we score with bonus gas?
Yeah… where did the scorekeeper go?

Bridge
Nine-thirty guys rotate the chair
Running the game like “good luck out there”
Late goals fall, Mariners pull clear
Standings swing in the cruelest gear

Final Chorus
Who’s dead last now?
Who’s all alone?
Who’s checking standings on their phone?
Who thought this night would somehow glow?
Yeah… where did the scorekeeper go?

Outro
Lights shut down, beers crack slow
New rink two weeks—we already know
Same chaos, same familiar blow
Dead last asking…
where did the scorekeeper go?